... not enough time.
I started this quest too late, and now I ran out of time. I read about those burger joints in November 2013, and now in June 2014 I am moving back to Germany. But at least I managed to visit all those joints in Northern Alabama, and a few in other parts of the state as well. And keep in mind that I still had another quest ongoing at the same time - the Great Northern Alabama BBQ Quest, which clearly took precedence over everything else. But I am truly satisfied with what I have accomplished on the Burger front - I have broadened my horizon, ate some great burgers, met many interesting, friendly, and sweet people, and had a ton of fun doing it.
GREASY SPOON BURGER JOINTS IN BAMA - AL.com ran an article in November 2013 about 22 Greasy Spoon Burger Joints in Alabama you have to visit before you die (they are always this dramatic here in the South ...). I intend to hit a few of them, and some that are not on the list but probably should be ...
Monday, June 30, 2014
Tuesday, June 24, 2014
Dub's Burgers
Dub’s Burgers
Athens, Limestone
County
This joint is on
the original AL.com list of 22 (plus
35 submitted by the readers) Greasy Spoon Burger Joints in Alabama you have to
visit before you die.
This is a very nice old style restaurant in a somewhat decrepit
strip mall near downtown Athens. There are a dozen or so tables, and a counter
with a dozen or so low bar stools. I had to wait for my two cheeseburgers
all-the-way for about twenty minutes, but only because they were freshly
prepared and the process just takes some time. All-the-way at Dub’s means
lettuce, onions, tomato, ketchup, mustard, and cole slaw on a slug burger patty
between a standard bun. They enhance the standard bun by sliding it briefly
through the grease on the griddle, which gives it a very nice crispy bite – and
a lot of flavor. The aroma of the burger is definitely on the sour side, which
is to be expected because of the mustard and the cole slaw. This is definitely
not your standard taste, but it is certainly very delicious.
And for eight bucks and a quarter, including a sweet tea,
that is also a very fair deal. This is one of those places that are hidden gems
for outsiders like me, but probably nothing special for the locals – it has
been there for over 50 years, and it probably will be still there in another 50
years.
Monday, June 23, 2014
Big Spring Cafe
Big Spring Café
Huntsville, Madison
County
This joint is on
the original AL.com list of 22 (plus
35 submitted by the readers) Greasy Spoon Burger Joints in Alabama you have to
visit before you die.
This place is the epitome of a Southern Burger place, the
embodiment of the Greasy Spoon concept, a joint in the pure sense of that
meaning.
The building is located in a part of Huntsville that has
clearly seen better days – although probably only for a short time. It is
reminiscent of a single-wide trailer, with a tiny worn out gravel parking lot
in front of it, and a weather beaten sign that lost all its colors except for
beige.
On the inside, you are stepping into a world were grease is
King and the smell alone would give any serious vegetarian an immediate heart
attack. There is a counter with maybe a dozen chrome and red-leather bar
stools, and if you don’t get a place right away, you just stand at the wall and
patiently wait your turn. Which can easily happen anytime, because the place is
usually packed come lunchtime. So I arrived shortly after they open at 10 in
the morning and got a good seat in the middle of the counter. From there, I
could easily observe how the cook would grab some beef out of a big plastic
roll, form it into a burger patty, and place it on the sizzling griddle – all
with his bare hands. Latex gloves are for health inspectors and sissys. In
between patties, he cleans his hands on a towel that hangs from his pants
pocket. Old style, truly old style.
I ordered two cheeseburgers all the way, which is a beef
patty with cheese, lettuce, tomato, mustard, and mayonnaise, between a bun that
is a bit crumbly, a little bit like a biscuit. The size of the burger resembles
that of a slider, not of a Big Mac – but for under six bucks for two cheeseburgers
and a bottle of Pepsi, one can easily afford an additional burger or two if so
required.
The flavor of the burger is very typical, nothing special,
and definitely awesome. The ingredients are all fresh, and there is enough
grease involved to give the burger a delicious aroma.
And then there is the staff, which is extremely
friendly and helpful. The whole joint is just old fashioned, very southern, and
very original. This is were the locals go, and where they don’t mind strangers
at all.Friday, May 30, 2014
Willie Burgers
Willie Burgers
Hartselle, Morgan County
This joint is on the original AL.com
list of 22 (plus 35 submitted by the readers) Greasy Spoon Burger Joints in Alabama you have to
visit before you die.
It is a matter of principle. There is no debate required, nor would it
help to solve any differences in opinion. You either hate them or love them,
there is no middle ground. For those who love them, the crisp outside and the
mushy inside, the fat dripping from the patty, the special flavor of the
beef/bread mix, and the (optional) red pepper seasoning that amplifies the
flavor even more are the stuff of legends. For those who hate them, a slug
burger is not even a burger, but some diabolical concoction sailing under a
false flag.
Here in the Tennessee
Valley, we are blessed with
several old fashioned joints that serve this special kind of burger. Willie
Burgers in Hartselle is one of them. The store is situated in the heart of
downtown Hartselle, on Main Street.
The outside is rather unassuming, and the inside looks as if the 1950s never
left town, complete with several pictures of Marilyn Monroe on the walls. There
is a long counter with about a dozen chrome and red leather bar stools opposite
the cooking area, and a rather dark room with some tables and booths on the
other side. They only have three items on the menu there – Cheeseburgers,
Hamburgers, and Hot Dogs. You can have potato chips as a side, and soft drinks
come in plastic bottles. It is, plain and simple, as authentic as it gets.
I had a cheeseburger, all the way – which means with ketchup,
mayonnaise, mustard, chopped onions, and pickles. That was, hands down, the
best burger of this kind I had so far. No need to gussy it up with the red
pepper seasoning, the flavor was spectacular as it was.
And for just twenty bucks for five burgers, four drinks, and two bags
of chips (I had brought my family with me), this is an unbeatable deal.
I read somewhere that Willie Burgers opened originally in 1926. To stay
in business that long, with those kind of prices, you need loyal customers and
a good product. One that enough people love to come back time and again. Count
me in.
Friday, April 25, 2014
Pikeville Store-N-Deli
Pikeville Store-N-Deli
Scottsboro, Jackson County
This joint is on the original AL.com
list of 22 (plus 35 submitted by the readers) Greasy Spoon Burger Joints in Alabama you have to
visit before you die.
What you find more often than not at a place where two county roads
intersect is a Pure gas station. Sometimes it is abandoned, sometimes only the
Pure sign is still standing, sometimes it is still operational, and sometimes
it has been converted into something else - like the one on CR81 near Ft. Payne that is a church now, or the one at the
intersection of CR21, CR420, and CR31 near Scottsboro. That one has become a
Deli, but the old gas pumps are still standing in front of the building.
The deli is called Pikeville Store-N-Deli, and as the list of county
roads that lead to it might reveal, it is in the middle of nowhere. There might
even a Blues song exists that describes this place, maybe with a young aspiring
guitar player as the hero, who makes a deal with the devil on that crossroads.
But although this joint is basically on a different planet, it was
packed to the rafters when I arrived shortly after noon on this Friday. I
barely could get a table to sit on and many of the cars outside were actually parked
on the adjacent meadows.
So naturally, I wondered what all the fuzz was about – was there a big
hungry underground population that I did not see on my lonely path to the
crossroads, or was that the usual Alien invasion from outer space for lunch
each Friday, as so many bad 1950s Sci-Fi B-Movies had portrayed? Where did all
those people come from all of a sudden? My bewilderment grew when I scanned the
inside and could recognize guys in business suits, workers in soiled Carhartt
pants, retirees with Bama caps, some middle aged couples, a family with three
small children, some chatty teenagers, and a few guys who apparently had been
on a fishing trip. A more heterogenic crowd could hardly be imaginable. They
all seemed to be in on a dirty little secret, and now here was I, a total
outsider who evidently had stumbled into kind of a clandestine society – of
Hamburger connoisseurs.
Oh well, now that I was finally there, after much head shaking about
the path my usually trustworthy GPS unit had led me on, I decided to dive
headlong into this adventure. But immediately I ran into a problem – there was
no double cheeseburger on the menu. Bummer, I was extremely hungry, because I
hadn’t eaten all day (don’t tell my wife). So I ordered the Cheeseburger
basket, with everything on the burger, plus extra bacon. As it is customary in
old style diners like this one, you order, the food is brought out, and you pay
after you are done. In my case, with a small drink, that came to not even nine
bucks.
While I waited for my order, I had time to watch a whole flock of Hummingbirds
buzz around a couple of feeders that were placed outside the completely
enclosed porch where I had eventually found a free space to sit. The whole
atmosphere of this joint is very, well, country. It is a typical small-town
American diner, with no frills, practical furniture, and sparse decoration. The
store part of it is rather small, but you can get pickles out of a giant glass
there, moon pie, root beer, and the like. The staff is very friendly and
helpful, and the food is just great.
The Cheeseburger in the basket, which also contained very crisp and
tasty crinkly fries, came with a big beef patty, cheese, white onions,
lettuce, tomato, pickles, mayonnaise and mustard (that I ordered specifically –
usually, they do not put mustard on the Cheeseburger), on a standard bun. Very
juicy, very tasty, very flavorful – and very greasy. In short, this is how a
Cheeseburger should be. The only disappointment was the small amount of bacon –
it barely registered as a taste enhancer, nor as a different kind of texture.
So, then, finally, I had cracked the secret of why this place was so
full of people – they all came here for the burgers. No Alien invasion, no
hidden underground community, just plain folks that drove more than just a few
miles to eat good, original, hand made food. My hats off to you, Pikeville
Store-N-Deli, with such a loyal following success will be yours – it is just
too bad that this joint is so far away from where I live. Would that be within
an hour’s drive, I’d be a regular Alien there too.
Wednesday, April 23, 2014
Milo's Hamburgers
Milo’s Hamburgers
Gardendale, Jefferson County
This joint is not on the original AL.com list of 22 (plus 35 submitted by the
readers) Greasy Spoon Burger Joints in Alabama
you have to visit before you die.
Milo’s sweet tea is a true southern institution since
1946. But Milo Carlton not only made beverages in Birmingham,
he also opened his first Milo’s Hamburgers
joint there that year. Over the years, this mom and pop operation grew into a
small local restaurant franchise, with currently fifteen restaurants in the Birmingham area. Good old
Milo concentrated his business idea on the
sauce for his hamburgers, and according to legend, involved his customers
heavily in the trial and error process to find the right recipe. Well, those
folks back then evidently had a rather peculiar taste – the sauce has an odd
flavor, at least to me. It tastes like a mixture of Worcestershire sauce, A1
sauce, and three weeks old salami pizza. It is neither sweet, nor sour, nor
spicy, nor bitter, nor tart – or maybe all of the above. It is just, well, in-distinctively featureless. The double cheeseburger I had came on a flat bun
that was toasted to a bone dry state, with two equally non-succulent thin beef
patties, some American cheese, chopped white onions, a few tiny pickle slices,
and – drum roll please, because this is touted as the latest and greatest
invention by Milo’s – a couple of slices of thick non-crispy leathery bacon.
And, of course, it was smothered in this dreadful sauce. Yikes. It gave me a
bad case of the burbs, and also some mild heartburn. I had a sweet tea (what
else?!) with it, and together that came to a quarter less than nine bucks.
The atmosphere in the restaurant was very sober – numerous tables, no
booths, no decoration on the walls, other than a couple of posters with Milo’s advertising. It was more a feeding station than a
restaurant. The only good experience there was the sweet tea – but since you get
this in every supermarket nowadays, there is really no reason to go to one of
the Milo’s burger joints to get your fix. The
hamburgers sure ain’t worth going there.
Thursday, April 17, 2014
Big Chief Drive-in
Big Chief Drive-In
Glencoe, Calhoun County
This joint is on the AL.com list of 22 Greasy Spoon Burger Joints in Alabama you have to
visit before you die.
Petty coats and root beer floats. Grease in the hair, Rock’n’Roll in
the air. Little green men from Mars and pink shark-finned cars. Grape
milk-shakes and slush puppy lakes. Life was glee
and gasoline was free. The air was fresh and everybody paid cash. Oh, the old
times were so much better than it is now. Good thing that there are still
places where the clocks seemingly have not advanced past 1955, preserving a
glimpse into a peculiar life style, and not succumbing to the mainstreaming of
the modern corporate world.
The Big Chief Drive-in in Glencoe is such a place. The architecture
alone is very, well, special – the building is of triangular shape, and it is
adorned with plates in different colors on a light turquoise background, and a
big Pepsi sign on the roof. And then there are those two the huge metal arrows
in the parking lot, one pointing its tip skywards, the other one pointing to
the ground, with the former having a round shield at the top that has an Indian
chief’s head painted on it. It doesn’t get more gaudy than this.
The inside looks and feels like a classical 1950s diner – a small one,
to be sure. A counter with half a dozen bar stools, facing the kitchen, and
another counter on the window side, facing the parking lot. In the summer, some
additional wooden benches and tables are put in the parking lot.
The menu has everything on it, plus the kitchen sink. A large variety
of burgers, hot dogs, and sandwiches, and a huge assortment of ice cream,
shakes, flurries, and sundaes - the menu board stretches across the whole width
of the joint, and the specials are written on small boards that are suspended
from the ceiling. From this dizzying array of choices, I picked the meanest
sounding for lunch – the double Belly Buster.
That is a cheeseburger with two huge beef patties, American cheese,
lettuce, tomato, pickles, BBQ sauce, and a fried onion ring in a standard
burger bun. Short and simple, that was one of the best burgers I ever had. The
beef was flavorful and juicy, the fried onion ring provided some crunch, and
the BBQ sauce was just delicious. And while I was munching away on it, making a
mess out of the spot I sat and also the burger itself, the owner came by a few
times and gave me some freebees – a cup of grape ice cream, a just freshly
baked donut (from scratch), and a slush puppy. Dutifully, I devoured all this,
because all this was very, very good. Unfortunately, after stuffing myself with
all those goodies on top of the burger, there was no more space in my belly for
the fries that came with it, so they went into the trash can virtually
untouched. This was not only one of the best burger meals ever, but for just
eight bucks also a total steal. Needless to say that the staff was
exceptionally nice, and not only because they gave me all those extra things
for free. I was treated like family and felt very much at home there. The only
bad thing is that this joint is about a two hour drive from where I live. If it
was any closer, I would probably hang out there so much, that I would be
considered family eventually. Worse things could happen.
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